Wednesday, September 7, 2011

You know you live in jungle heat when......

1. To soften butter, just set it out for 10 minutes

2. You need a sweat band just to clean the house

3. The wet laundry dries in less than 30 minutes in the sun

4. The boys homeschool without shirts on

5. You have to change shirts at least 3 times a day

6. You can't leave anything chocolate out, it will melt

7. Sometimes 3 cold showers a day just aren't enough

8. The cold showers feel heavenly

9. Fans are the most important pieces of furniture in the house

10. Sleep is impossible without a breeze from the window

11. "Professionals" work in shorts and flip-flops

12. At any given time, you will see men and boys shirtless

13. Standing in line at the bank, the only building with A/C, is a pleasure

14. The sun burns right through clothes

15. People native to the area call the heat "fatal"

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